What the Internet Thinks CoD Modern Warfare 2 Should be Like
March 9, 2009 by AshPringle
Filed under Video Games
Recently Infinity Ward, designers of the massively popular game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, set up a twitter account where any random dude on the Internet can suggest a new feature for Modern Warfare 2.
Of course, like anything on the Internet the Infinity Ward suggestion feed is pretty much entirely composed of horrible garbage. (Actually, like everything on the Internet, even this article is mostly made of horrible garbage. I apologize.)
The result is true unintentional hilarity, in the form of nearly unreadable posts asking for more flaming attack dogs and laser-tipped bullets.
So join me as we take a look at what the Internet thinks CoD Modern Warfare 2 should be like!
When u get a sniper headshot the killcam should follow the bullet in slow motion and u see ur gamertag on the back of it sick idea rite – realfun7188
u shud be abel too get spining rims for ur bullts to if u get enuf kils in a row am i rite? sik.
How about a layered missile defense perk where you can’t get hit by airstrikes? – xbenxspire
Yeah, well your layered missile defense didn’t work, because I used the laser shield! The only thing that can beat a laser shield is a laser, loser! Nya nya!
Another cool thing is when you get 10 kills in a row, u could call in a laser from in space on a certain point in the map. – xbenxspire
Oh, well I’ll be damned. Touche.
when one gets a ten or 15 kill streak, a gas bomb should be release to wipe out the other team. – ctwotimes
I also want to be able to bind a button to the genocide command so that I don’t always have to go into the menu to find it.
i would to see some online achievements so that there will be something to play for something getting so many kills ?? plz reply – dellacapo
Don’t worry, dellacap. I will plz reply.
What you wrote makes absolutely no sense.
Is it possible for you guys to do these two things? Indestructible environments & open-world maps, while maintaining the linear? – ZakiZakaria
Woah there, Zaki! Indestructible environments!? I don’t know if you even understand what you’re asking of us. Scientists predict that indestructible environment technology is still decades away from being feasible, and even then it would be so unstable that only science experts could harness its incredible power without blowing up whole cities.
And don’t even get me started on the linear.
there should be different knife options…like a battle axe. – antmansbigxmas
War truly is hell.
Could we get a +3 Plate Mail perk while we’re at it, too? That black dragon in the level where you have to save the hostages in the American embassy always kills me with its magical poison breath.
perks to set up fake dummies to distract the opposition(possibly in perk1 catogory) – DeAnO987
also a perk were u swing a paint can down the stairs and hit burglars in the head(possibly in macaulky kulkin catogory)
Official paintball mod -DarthCvrnda
What? This game is already basically just a game of paintball that requires a $300 console instead of a bunch of sweaty friends. All you do in it is simulate shooting guns at each other without hurting anyone. (Unless you get hit in the head, of course.)
But if you want to you can squint really hard and pretend the M16 that you’re spamming has a hopper, and that the blood splatters shooting out of xXxMuRdErCyDexXx are just vegetable oil and red food colouring.
design ur own camo colours for ur own guns, like a pink sniper! – Sacred_Flea
A pink gun? I don’t even have to make a joke about that. Thanks Sacred_Flea.
like the zombie mode, i would like to see a terrorist mode. hordes of crazy terrorist come at you along with RPG’s and suicide bombers – macfoshizzle
That is incredibly tasteless in ways I cannot begin to describe. You should be proud that you are truly unique, in that you are the only person in the world who thinks this is a good idea.
Al Qaeda zombies would be cool. They could have bombs strapped on at level 30 – xbenxspire
Okay… That was unexpected. And depressing. Let’s move on, shall we?
i would like 2 kill plenty of towlhead terrorists – vidprodoug
I SAID LET’S MOVE ON YOU SOULLESS WEIRDOS.
INFINITY WARD THE BEST. TREYARCH SUCK!! – Mick1888
Sorry, that’s a statement. In order for your submission to be acknowledged it must be written in the form of an incredibly insulting, badly written suggestion. Thank you for your interest in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
people who use jugger should get a message in the mail in red and white giftwrap and wen dey opin it says fuckin jugger noob.fuk you.. – realfun7188
Much better. Thank you for your excellent suggestion, realfun7188. We will immediately reallocate all of our resources towards implementing this idea.
And Micki1888? You could learn a thing or two from this guy about how suggesting works, jerk.
Well, that was horrible. And the best part is that these terrible, unfathomably crappy nuggets of depravity are literally constantly rolling in, so for all we know the worst is yet to come.
Have a good day!
Stumble It!
Arthur McMahon on Mon, 9th Mar 2009 11:20 pm
This is amazing in both a bad and a good way.
I’m rooting for the Ally-Q zombies.
AshPringle on Tue, 10th Mar 2009 10:16 am
Seriously.
I wouldn’t mind being called an axe noob either.
mikey10-1 on Tue, 10th Mar 2009 10:21 am
well the responding mechanics phuckin suck cuz people can wait at the respond area and gun people down like little arseholes…it”ll be sick if people dropped down from parachutes evrrytime or every other time you respond and u can even have gunfights with others on the way to the battlefield!!!! Now thats realistic
mikey10-1 on Tue, 10th Mar 2009 10:25 am
(about the responding with parachutes) haha..oh ya…and you can pick anywhere on the map where you wana drop to…in a secluded area for a surprise attack…or right on top of 4 guys that like to camp and shoot there dumbasses right above them…and extra points if you can rip the cord and drop right on them!haha
Shane Pardy on Tue, 10th Mar 2009 1:43 pm
whadupp, im a prior counterstrike player, when xbox came out with this game i thought it was bomb, graphics are bomb, gameplay is bomb but there are a few things missing. it lacks stratigic way of play per say in counter strike, each round you made money for kills, planting, defusing, assists etc, which allowed you to buy weapons. Doin this would also make the weapon hallengs harder to achieve which would be great! each team had to decide when to use certain guns against opponents pendin on how much cash players on each team had. also I miss the fact of being able to take off or put on ur silencer during a round. Yeah keep the red dot, acog n pistol grips as something u gain in killin opponents in rounds but a silencer is not only hide position but is also an asset when it comes to accuracy. i find there are times in a round where id like the silencer and time where i wish i could take it off for a second.
Also. this probably has bin an arguement within the company itself aswell as within the public. Will there be vehicals? i think pending on the size of the Board vehicals would be acceptional. very large boards like COD5 if not bigger. smaller maps? funk that too much chaos would not equal out to good gameplay just mass one sided slaughter.
One more idea. MORE GUNS! like not to put dont what Infinity has done already but damn man there is so many types of weapons out there. u could make SO MANY more Challengs for ppl if u just had a spit load of different guns. more assault rifles more subs, more shotguns, mor PISTOLS!! need more pistols then that. 4? eveyrone uses the deagle for funks sake. what happend to Glock? or even the Sig P226? Step yo game Up boys!
Shane Pardy on Tue, 10th Mar 2009 1:50 pm
And another thing. prestiging sucks….. theres no point? different badge, new custom slot? who gives a fark! really. spread out the perks u get through out all the prestiges so u only unlock like 3 or 4 perks a prestige. that would give the player a good reason to prestige and loose all their challengs and weapons and start over.
Briankle on Tue, 10th Mar 2009 3:16 pm
i think call of duty modern warfare 2 should be about the u.s. and the war with al-qaeda. There should be a ton of maps and a coooooool campain and make sure you have the camoflauges red tiger and stuff like that. You should also make more challenges and like when you get a 10 kill streak have 2 helicopters and when you get a 15 kill streak have a posion that wipes out the other team!!!!! Make cod modern warfare 2 1000000 times better then cod4!!!!
OneLftStanding on Fri, 13th Mar 2009 11:08 pm
a few things…
1.) more weapons
2.) BIGGER MAPS! Im talking huge. Take BF2 (PC) size and style and make them!
3.) Definitely more rewards for bigger kill streaks. I like the two helo idea or maybe even a MOAB option if the map is big enough.
4.) Bigger games! I think all games should have at least a 32 player size if not more. Im an old PC junkie and I love it when there is always someone somewhere to be shot.
5.) Commander mode?
6.) DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS!!! at least make some fragments fly off the wall or something. If we could blow holes in the sides of buildings we wouldn’t use the doors a.k.a. claymore traps even if we could.
7.) If you could have vehicles like tanks, apc’s, choppers?, planes? i think it would be cool but I would definately play it without them if these other things were implemented.
wallace on Tue, 19th May 2009 11:35 am
about the industructable levels y cant it be done on this game .. in bad company they accomplished it very well .. y cant u do the same????
codmodernwarfare2
Anonymous on Sat, 23rd May 2009 7:22 pm
Why can’t people on the Internet learn to use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation instead of sounding like illiterate 10 year olds?
u ma on Thu, 29th Oct 2009 11:31 am
Cod 4 2 should be a 16