What the Internet Thinks CoD Modern Warfare 2 Should be Like
Recently Infinity Ward, designers of the massively popular game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, set up a twitter account where any random dude on the Internet can suggest a new feature for Modern Warfare 2.
Of course, like anything on the Internet the Infinity Ward suggestion feed is pretty much entirely composed of horrible garbage. (Actually, like everything on the Internet, even this article is mostly made of horrible garbage. I apologize.)
The result is true unintentional hilarity, in the form of nearly unreadable posts asking for more flaming attack dogs and laser-tipped bullets.
So join me as we take a look at what the Internet thinks CoD Modern Warfare 2 should be like!
When u get a sniper headshot the killcam should follow the bullet in slow motion and u see ur gamertag on the back of it sick idea rite – realfun7188
u shud be abel too get spining rims for ur bullts to if u get enuf kils in a row am i rite? sik.
How about a layered missile defense perk where you can’t get hit by airstrikes? – xbenxspire
Yeah, well your layered missile defense didn’t work, because I used the laser shield! The only thing that can beat a laser shield is a laser, loser! Nya nya!
Another cool thing is when you get 10 kills in a row, u could call in a laser from in space on a certain point in the map. – xbenxspire
Oh, well I’ll be damned. Touche.
when one gets a ten or 15 kill streak, a gas bomb should be release to wipe out the other team. – ctwotimes
I also want to be able to bind a button to the genocide command so that I don’t always have to go into the menu to find it.
i would to see some online achievements so that there will be something to play for something getting so many kills ?? plz reply – dellacapo
Don’t worry, dellacap. I will plz reply.
What you wrote makes absolutely no sense.
Is it possible for you guys to do these two things? Indestructible environments & open-world maps, while maintaining the linear? – ZakiZakaria
Woah there, Zaki! Indestructible environments!? I don’t know if you even understand what you’re asking of us. Scientists predict that indestructible environment technology is still decades away from being feasible, and even then it would be so unstable that only science experts could harness its incredible power without blowing up whole cities.
And don’t even get me started on the linear.
there should be different knife options…like a battle axe. – antmansbigxmas
Could we get a +3 Plate Mail perk while we’re at it, too? That black dragon in the level where you have to save the hostages in the American embassy always kills me with its magical poison breath.
perks to set up fake dummies to distract the opposition(possibly in perk1 catogory) – DeAnO987
also a perk were u swing a paint can down the stairs and hit burglars in the head(possibly in macaulky kulkin catogory)
Official paintball mod -DarthCvrnda
What? This game is already basically just a game of paintball that requires a $300 console instead of a bunch of sweaty friends. All you do in it is simulate shooting guns at each other without hurting anyone. (Unless you get hit in the head, of course.)
But if you want to you can squint really hard and pretend the M16 that you’re spamming has a hopper, and that the blood splatters shooting out of xXxMuRdErCyDexXx are just vegetable oil and red food colouring.
design ur own camo colours for ur own guns, like a pink sniper! – Sacred_Flea
A pink gun? I don’t even have to make a joke about that. Thanks Sacred_Flea.
like the zombie mode, i would like to see a terrorist mode. hordes of crazy terrorist come at you along with RPG’s and suicide bombers – macfoshizzle
That is incredibly tasteless in ways I cannot begin to describe. You should be proud that you are truly unique, in that you are the only person in the world who thinks this is a good idea.
Al Qaeda zombies would be cool. They could have bombs strapped on at level 30 – xbenxspire
Okay… That was unexpected. And depressing. Let’s move on, shall we?
i would like 2 kill plenty of towlhead terrorists – vidprodoug
I SAID LET’S MOVE ON YOU SOULLESS WEIRDOS.
INFINITY WARD THE BEST. TREYARCH SUCK!! – Mick1888
Sorry, that’s a statement. In order for your submission to be acknowledged it must be written in the form of an incredibly insulting, badly written suggestion. Thank you for your interest in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
people who use jugger should get a message in the mail in red and white giftwrap and wen dey opin it says fuckin jugger noob.fuk you.. – realfun7188
Much better. Thank you for your excellent suggestion, realfun7188. We will immediately reallocate all of our resources towards implementing this idea.
And Micki1888? You could learn a thing or two from this guy about how suggesting works, jerk.
Well, that was horrible. And the best part is that these terrible, unfathomably crappy nuggets of depravity are literally constantly rolling in, so for all we know the worst is yet to come.
Have a good day!